Ask eris anything: The Advice Column Thread

Dear eris,

I have this horrible nightmare of being stuck in a wading pool full of peanut butter while fire ants shoot pen-cap projectiles at me.

What should I do?

-over the edge

Dear eris,

I've beaten and tortured the people you sent to harm me. Have you forgotten that I'm a ninja lesbian? I'm now comtemplating sending fire ants after you.

Any thoughts?

--Pissed Off Ninja Lesbian Posting Queen

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Originally posted by Jadian:
Dear eris

I've decided to become a therapist but my first patient seems to have run into you before. Should I worry about copyright infringement here?

- former timid lackey

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ah, that was you. Good heavens, they turn against you so quickly.

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Originally posted by JaceSan:
Dear eris,

I have this horrible nightmare of being stuck in a wading pool full of peanut butter while fire ants shoot pen-cap projectiles at me.

What should I do?

-over the edge

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">No spicy foods before you go to bed.

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Originally posted by Branflakes:
Dear eris,

I've beaten and tortured the people you sent to harm me. Have you forgotten that I'm a ninja lesbian? I'm now comtemplating sending fire ants after you.

Any thoughts?

--Pissed Off Ninja Lesbian Posting Queen

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Don't worry, I've got more lackies. And the more time you spend beating them up, the less time you spend posting.

Dear eris,

I've moved to a new secret location and plan on coming after you. Of course, this is as soon as I get my post count up. Do you think you'll be moving soon?

--Too Busy Posting To Be Pissed Off Ninja Lesbian Posting Queen

Dear Eris,

Sexual activity involving fire ants: highly intense eroticism or just too much?

Curious

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Originally posted by Branflakes:
Dear eris,

I've moved to a new secret location and plan on coming after you. Of course, this is as soon as I get my post count up. Do you think you'll be moving soon?

--Too Busy Posting To Be Pissed Off Ninja Lesbian Posting Queen

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why would I? It's not like you know where I am now...

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Originally posted by crazy a:
Dear Eris,

Sexual activity involving fire ants: highly intense eroticism or just too much?

Curious

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">I would never tell anyone what they should do behind closed doors. It's up to you. If it feels right, do it!

Dear eris,

That's what I've let you think. So, should I change therapists? I think my current one is inexperienced.

--Still Plotting Posting Queen